The Interview

I was very excited about my interview to be a 'Grotto Helper', imagining all sorts of weird and wonderful tasks to prove my love of Christmas and suitability as an elf. In the end it lasted 4 minutes and mainly revolved around whether I'd walk to work if it snowed. I said I would. The most exciting part about it was that my mid 50s, female, interviewer had the same hair as Slater from 90s hit TV show Saved By The Bell. She said they'd let me know by tomorrow and we parted ways.