My elf suit has begun to smell. It can get pretty hot in there, and I'm not sure if I'm allowed to take it home and clean it. I hang it in the tiny locker I share with Bounce, and our two suits sit festering together. It's only been two weeks out of six. I'm trying to eat copious amounts of chocolate so that's all people will smell when they come near me but I think they're beginning to notice.
Word on the street is Santa has some Febreeze.
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